February 2012
me on my period
me: why the fuck can't i have a penis
me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
me: when the fuck is menopause
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“When you don’t have many friends and you don’t have a social life you’re kind of...”
– Tim Burton (via doktorcaligari)
notmusa:
what if your farts sounded like screams
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gayerthanjew:
I have a good story to tell you:
Heather Morris wrote a rap and mentioned Naya Rivera (who also guest starred in said rap video). In fact, Heather compared herself and Naya to “birds and bees”. When you Google “birds and bees”, you get this:
“The birds and the bees” is an English-language idiomatic expression that refers to courtship and sexual intercourse
The End.
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FACT: There is no "man" in a lesbian relationship,...
“You can’t say, outing is so terrible and so wrong and so tragic and so possibly...”
– Dorothy Snarker hits the nail on the head once again (via avocadosalad)
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omfg
frankyfitz:
dakota is the donut queen
also twitter queen
mind-vacation:
What the script said:
Heather and Naya’s interpretation of it:
